Some Guy From Oasis

"hey guys it's me, miscellaneous bloke from oasis. trying to get my bass on/score some chicks that noel and liam don't deem hot enough for them. those guys are my 'wonderwalls.' does anybody know who i am? or what my name is? 'whatever', i'm just gonna go get some 'cigarettes and alcohol.' so glad i've got oasis. make me feel like i'm gonna 'live forever.' i'm not really qualified for any other jobs, so i'm not sure what i'd do if they broke up. i may or may not be in the video below."