Friday, May 21, 2010

Major Lazer Introduces Hot New Dance Craze

Jamaican robot commando/bloghaĆ¼s DJ Major Lazer recently posted an instructional video telling listeners how to properly bro out while listening to his music. The dance is called daggering, which involves vigorous dry humping and is Jamaica's national sport. Wonder if this is part of Lazer's artistic vision or just an excuse for raver bros to vent themselves sexually.

Will the Jump Off become a staple of high school proms/weddings/bar mitzvahs?
Will Major Lazer start a laser-related chillwave project?
Should the winner of AmAppy's perfect alt bottom contest be featured in a daggering video?
Which appendage would you most want to replace with a prosthetic laser?
Does Jamaica seem like a totallie rad place to live?

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