Celebrity Chillwave Project: Owen Chillson

According to various sources, indie singer Owen Wilson plans to cross over and start a chillwave project. Owen Chillson's new record Chill Tenenbaums EP. Some bloke named Wes Anderson is supposed to direct his music videos. Probably not a very important guy because he's never made a movie in 3D.

Would you want bro down really hard with Owen while listening to his album?

Will Owen Chillson save 2k10?

Will Owen Chillson collab with Chill Murray to make a sweet new mp3?

Will Luke Wilson try to ride Owen's chill vibes?

Is Luke Wilson a better singer/actor than Owen?

OMG(MT): A Really Zany Video For "Flash Delirium"

This might be considered old news by now but lately I've been so distracted by all the Arcade Fire hype/celebrating my love for the United States and its outerlying islands this week. So anyways, on a slightly less hypeworthy note, MGMT recently released a really super zany music video for their song "Flash Delirium."

Has MGMT reached a new level of zany of epic proportions?

Do you think management-bloke feels better now that the snakewormalienbloke is no longer hiding in his throat?

Is this the best/worst music video of 2k10?

Feel like their video was kind of bland/devoid of relevance due to its lack of ginger-killing.

MIA Does More Zany/Newsworthy Things

Even though M.I.A is totallie mainstr34m, since she trashes rich people and does zany things, all blogs are obliged to write about her to get mad hits. Recently, a NY Times writer wrote a scathing exposé about MIA making her seem like a total phony/crazy person. Among other things, Major Lazer bro Diplo claims she has zero talent and is using the whole terrorism gimmick to get coverage. In response, MIA tweeted the writer's phone number for her angry fans to call. Wonder if MIA knows she will never be able to top her pregnancy meme and is venting her frustration.

Will MIA resort to terrorism to get media coverage?
Does the writer need government protection?
Should MIA start a chillwave project to regain public favor? (via angry Born Free gingers)
Is this post incredibly redundant/pointless? (via extensive p4k coverage)

Do Bands Need To Update Their Website More Often?

I was browsing through the interweb today to find out the latest on this cool new band the Built To Spills. But I soon realized that the latest news on their site was from April 20, 2010. Flustered, I began frantically checking other band websites and in my panic I discovered that most of their news was all a week or more old. How can I like a band if I'm not perpetually submerged in their pool of news and rumors?

Should bands update their sites more often to remain relevant?

Am I out of the loop because I still check band websites and don't understand how to follow them on Twitter?

Is Built To Spill the greatest/only band in Idaho? Is Pawnee better than Idaho due to its superior 'Parks and Recreation' program?

Arctic Monkeys clearly don't care about their fanbase either because their last news post is from April 4, 2010. At first I was totally stoked since it said 08-04-10 because that would be the future, but then I remembered they're from Britainland.

Did the Arctic Monkeys flop really hard with their last album?

Should the Arctic Monkeys start a chillwave project? Or would it just freeze due to low arctic temperatures?

Are the Arctic Monkeys the best band in the UK since Oasis/The Stone Roses/The Smiths/The Beatles?

Major Lazer Introduces Hot New Dance Craze

Jamaican robot commando/bloghaüs DJ Major Lazer recently posted an instructional video telling listeners how to properly bro out while listening to his music. The dance is called daggering, which involves vigorous dry humping and is Jamaica's national sport. Wonder if this is part of Lazer's artistic vision or just an excuse for raver bros to vent themselves sexually.

Will the Jump Off become a staple of high school proms/weddings/bar mitzvahs?
Will Major Lazer start a laser-related chillwave project?
Should the winner of AmAppy's perfect alt bottom contest be featured in a daggering video?
Which appendage would you most want to replace with a prosthetic laser?
Does Jamaica seem like a totallie rad place to live?

P4K And Bradford Cox Collab To Make An "Artsy Fartsy" Music Video

Bradford Cox, better known as stage name Atlas Sound and lead singer of the band Deerhunter, was recorded singing some of his 'smash hit' songs in a majestic graveyard/cathedral church for some reason. The video is quite engaging 4 fans of Atlas Sound, and is a cinematic joyride for teenagers of all ages.

Poll that will not be recorded:
Which musical project is your most fave?
-Atlas Sound
-Deerhunter
-Chill Smith
More polls to come. Bonus questions: what kind of disease does Bradford Cox have? Does he ever take off his zany winter hat? Does he seem like someone you could bro down hard with? Is Atlas Sound still relevant?

Arcade Fire Releases Frustrating Yet Heart-Wrenching Half Single