Celebrity Chillwave Project: Owen Chillson

According to various sources, indie singer Owen Wilson plans to cross over and start a chillwave project. Owen Chillson's new record Chill Tenenbaums EP. Some bloke named Wes Anderson is supposed to direct his music videos. Probably not a very important guy because he's never made a movie in 3D.

Would you want bro down really hard with Owen while listening to his album?

Will Owen Chillson save 2k10?

Will Owen Chillson collab with Chill Murray to make a sweet new mp3?

Will Luke Wilson try to ride Owen's chill vibes?

Is Luke Wilson a better singer/actor than Owen?

OMG(MT): A Really Zany Video For "Flash Delirium"

This might be considered old news by now but lately I've been so distracted by all the Arcade Fire hype/celebrating my love for the United States and its outerlying islands this week. So anyways, on a slightly less hypeworthy note, MGMT recently released a really super zany music video for their song "Flash Delirium."

Has MGMT reached a new level of zany of epic proportions?

Do you think management-bloke feels better now that the snakewormalienbloke is no longer hiding in his throat?

Is this the best/worst music video of 2k10?

Feel like their video was kind of bland/devoid of relevance due to its lack of ginger-killing.

MIA Does More Zany/Newsworthy Things

Even though M.I.A is totallie mainstr34m, since she trashes rich people and does zany things, all blogs are obliged to write about her to get mad hits. Recently, a NY Times writer wrote a scathing exposé about MIA making her seem like a total phony/crazy person. Among other things, Major Lazer bro Diplo claims she has zero talent and is using the whole terrorism gimmick to get coverage. In response, MIA tweeted the writer's phone number for her angry fans to call. Wonder if MIA knows she will never be able to top her pregnancy meme and is venting her frustration.

Will MIA resort to terrorism to get media coverage?
Does the writer need government protection?
Should MIA start a chillwave project to regain public favor? (via angry Born Free gingers)
Is this post incredibly redundant/pointless? (via extensive p4k coverage)

Do Bands Need To Update Their Website More Often?

I was browsing through the interweb today to find out the latest on this cool new band the Built To Spills. But I soon realized that the latest news on their site was from April 20, 2010. Flustered, I began frantically checking other band websites and in my panic I discovered that most of their news was all a week or more old. How can I like a band if I'm not perpetually submerged in their pool of news and rumors?

Should bands update their sites more often to remain relevant?

Am I out of the loop because I still check band websites and don't understand how to follow them on Twitter?

Is Built To Spill the greatest/only band in Idaho? Is Pawnee better than Idaho due to its superior 'Parks and Recreation' program?

Arctic Monkeys clearly don't care about their fanbase either because their last news post is from April 4, 2010. At first I was totally stoked since it said 08-04-10 because that would be the future, but then I remembered they're from Britainland.

Did the Arctic Monkeys flop really hard with their last album?

Should the Arctic Monkeys start a chillwave project? Or would it just freeze due to low arctic temperatures?

Are the Arctic Monkeys the best band in the UK since Oasis/The Stone Roses/The Smiths/The Beatles?

Major Lazer Introduces Hot New Dance Craze

Jamaican robot commando/bloghaüs DJ Major Lazer recently posted an instructional video telling listeners how to properly bro out while listening to his music. The dance is called daggering, which involves vigorous dry humping and is Jamaica's national sport. Wonder if this is part of Lazer's artistic vision or just an excuse for raver bros to vent themselves sexually.

Will the Jump Off become a staple of high school proms/weddings/bar mitzvahs?
Will Major Lazer start a laser-related chillwave project?
Should the winner of AmAppy's perfect alt bottom contest be featured in a daggering video?
Which appendage would you most want to replace with a prosthetic laser?
Does Jamaica seem like a totallie rad place to live?

P4K And Bradford Cox Collab To Make An "Artsy Fartsy" Music Video

Bradford Cox, better known as stage name Atlas Sound and lead singer of the band Deerhunter, was recorded singing some of his 'smash hit' songs in a majestic graveyard/cathedral church for some reason. The video is quite engaging 4 fans of Atlas Sound, and is a cinematic joyride for teenagers of all ages.

Poll that will not be recorded:
Which musical project is your most fave?
-Atlas Sound
-Deerhunter
-Chill Smith
More polls to come. Bonus questions: what kind of disease does Bradford Cox have? Does he ever take off his zany winter hat? Does he seem like someone you could bro down hard with? Is Atlas Sound still relevant?

Arcade Fire Releases Frustrating Yet Heart-Wrenching Half Single

New Celebrity Chillwave Solo Project: "Chill Smith"

Popular actor and horrorcore rapper Will Smith has unveiled a new addition to his musical ventures. "Chill Smith" features smooth buttery beats with a whisper of nostalgia and zest of RnB soul. Jay-Z guest stars on his first single, which 'dropped hard' on fans this past sunday. Hear the single "Parents, They Just Don't Understand (Feat. Jay-Z)" here on the Daisy Glaze by clicking the link below:

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Is Chill Smith going to have some 'internet beef' with Toro Y Bro or will they 'collabadab' to make quenchings on the thirst of the 2k10 blogosphere?
Who is from Africa more? Toro Y Bro or Chill Smith?
Does Toro Y Bro have any real talent? Who is alt-er?
Will you listen to Chill Smith?

Sleigh Bells Blew Up My Speakers

I was just listening to the new Sleigh Bells album Treats until this happened. At first I was pretty effing pissed because I used all my barmitzvah dough to buy these speakers. But then I realized that Sleigh Bells was just channeling its extremely raw and primal energy through my speakers to make some 'explosions in the sky.'

Did Sleigh Bells blow up your speakers too?

Should Sleigh Bells reimburse me for these speakers?

Will we see an increase in tween deafness as more people buy this album?

Did 2k10 reach its peak/pinacle/climax/zenith when Treats released?

Will MIA use sleighbellspeakerbombs to blow up more gingers?

Arcade Fire Announce New Single/Wish Us Luck with Finals

Arcade Fire posted this postcard on their website announcing their new single, Suburbs/Month of May, out on June 1. Thanks guys.
Will Arcade Fire's new album be the best/worst of 2010?
Is Arcade Fire too effing mainstream?
Will this single be featured in a popular trailer for a Spike Jonze movie?
Will this single lead to a sweet remix by Chill O'Reilly?

National Performs on Letterman, Sufjan Sneaks Onstage

The National played "Afraid of Everyone" on Letterman the other night. Sufjan Stevens wants to be a National too, so he evidently snuck on to sing some totally killer backup vox.

Will Sufjan initiate a coup d'etat and kick Matt Berninger out of the band?

Is Sufjan going to make his next album about Ohio and all its bloodbuzz?

Is the National + Sufjan the best indie superband of 2k10?

Could Sufjan pull off a new blisswave project or would he just turn it into an epically orchestrated masterpiece instead?

Another Celebrity Chillwave Project: Chill O'Reilly

According to an anonymous source, Bill O'Reilly is contemplating a new chillwave project because he's tired of ranting about those damn liberals and needs to keep his heart rate down. Perhaps FOX network will loosen up and learn to be more chill with their surroundings.

He doesn't look like a very chill bro. Would this make you more willing to bro out with a Republican?
Is Chill O'Reilly the next Alan Palomo?
Will Chill O'Reilly f***ing do it live?
Will Bill and Jake Chillenhaal do a sweet live DJ set together?

Jake Gyllenhaal Allegedly Starts New Chillwave Project: Jake Chillenhaal

In an unconfirmed report, Jake Gyllenhaal talked about his idea for his new chillwave project. It's clearly the next logical step in his career.

Is Jake's musical career going to be more successful than his acting career?

Will Jake Chillenhaal's first album get a Pitchfork Best New Music?

Would you want to bro down with Jakie G and enjoy a really sentimental experience? Or would Maggie just come in and spoil the bro session?

Will his album be as insanely trippy as Donnie Darko?

Will any of his songs feature Frank the Rabbit?

Can You Play Air Guitar?

This fellow sure can. Just rocking out to his fav jam right there. One could argue that air guitar is the most simple/primal form of human artistic expression.

Do you admire his raw emotional energy?
Is playing air guitar more authentic than playing a real guitar?

Do you wish you could play air guitar as well as this bloke?

Is it cooler to play air guitar or air bass?

Will air guitar become a lucrative career in 2k10?

Camera Phone Bandpics

Just found some rad pics I shot with my camera phone. I feel so meaningful because I documented this Atlas Sound concert. Feel like other people can appreciate my hardcore fandom by looking at this lo-res pic.

Do you enjoy taking pics of your fav bands with your phone, or does it spoil the musical experience?

So angry this bloke's ear blocked my shot. Gonna have to crop that out so people don't notice I'm not actually in the front row.

Should photospoilerblokes be liable to pay fines because they ruin your sweet pics?

Do camera phone pics enrich society/enhance the concert-going experience?

I'm so stoked I was able to snap this pic to show all my friends how clever/zany Peter, Bjorn and John is in concert form.

Is 'Young Folks' the best song of the 2k decade?

Do PB&J have some sort of secret deal with IKEA because they're Swedish?

Is Sweden the most authentic European country?

The pics keep getting smaller/lower-res, but I can still show off how close i was to the singer so that other people will get jealous and wish they could've been there too.

Do you wish you could've attended this concert?

Is snapping a pic with your flip-phone kinda like shooting with polaroid now that everyone uses iPhones?

Some Guy From Oasis

"hey guys it's me, miscellaneous bloke from oasis. trying to get my bass on/score some chicks that noel and liam don't deem hot enough for them. those guys are my 'wonderwalls.' does anybody know who i am? or what my name is? 'whatever', i'm just gonna go get some 'cigarettes and alcohol.' so glad i've got oasis. make me feel like i'm gonna 'live forever.' i'm not really qualified for any other jobs, so i'm not sure what i'd do if they broke up. i may or may not be in the video below."

Lala Prepares To Shut Down

Music streaming website Lala will shut down at the end of this month. Looks like Pitchfork et al are gonna have to find some other way to post songs.

Is Lala the superior streaming service?

Does Lala's shutting down have anything to do with MGMT's sales drop?

When Lala is gone, are you gonna start buying CD's/records/tapes?

Are Lala gift cards better/more alt than iTunes'? Can I start saving them as collectors items/ for the irony?

Bloc Party's Kele Just Wants To Make You Dance

Kele's releasing his solo album The Boxer this June, because even he's gotten tired of listening to Bloc Party. Just dropped a new single for you to work out in the gym to/get pumped up for your basket ball game:

Is Kele better than Bloc Party?

Did you feel the urge to get up and dance after hearing this song?

Do you sometimes wish you could grow dreads like Kele?